November 16, 2004
Triscuit decadent phobia
You know, I've always liked triscuits. They're probably just as unhealthy as any other cracker/chip on the market, but every time I eat them, I think "These things are ripping up the inside of my mouth so easily, they've got to be healthy!" And then I proceed to eat half-a-box of the delicious, wicker-looking snacks.
And just when I thought they couldn't get any better, they introduce Triscuit "Rosemary and Olive Oil." Now one of my favorite snacks includes two of my favorite women.
And just when I thought that couldn't get any better, it turns out these new Triscuits taste exactly like dry Stove Top stuffing (you know you've tried it). And since I was getting tired of putting the stuffing on the triscuit myself, these things are perfect.
Honestly, I know I sound rather sarcastic here, but these things are pretty danged tasty. Go get some. Oh, and play this tenuously-related monster truck game.Posted by Kevin at November 16, 2004 01:23 PM